La huitième fille

Pratchett peaufinait ce qui allait devenir sa trademark.
Pour ma part le roman ne vaut que parcequ'il introduit Mémé Ciredutemps

Je n'ai qu'une chose à dire:

Longue vie à Mémé Ciredutemps !

C'est ton modèle ? aie aie

Un modèle inaccessible, Stealrige ! Jamais je n'arriverai à une telle perfection; ;D

Le seul point où j'ai une chance de la surclasser, c'est en balai. Je viens de changer mon Nimbus 2000 qui avait des problèmes de direction contre un Eclair de feu et là, mon p'tit gars, ça déménage !

Le problème est que Mémé Ciredutemps n'a pas le chic avec les balais...

-Tiens, je suis en train de finir Mortimer, p'tit gars.
- Mortimer !

Euh...devinez d'ou je tire mon pseudo....Mémé Ciredutemps n'est qu'une vilaine mamie rabat-joie qui ne trouve son bonheur que dans la tyrannie (mais je l'adore!)
J'attends la sortie du tome 19...

		goussedaille totalement inconsciente a écrit : Mémé Ciredutemps n'est qu'une vilaine mamie rabat-joie qui ne trouve son bonheur que dans la tyrannie

Salut et bienvenue à toi, Goussedaille ! Mémé Ciredutemps m’a demandé de te transmettre un message (je ne suis en rien responsable de son contenu alors ne me change pas en citrouille) :

A peine arrivée sur ce forum et déjà irrespectueuse. C’est du joli ! Ca sait à peine manier un balai et ça en profite pour critiquer comme pas possible dès que j’ai le dos tourné. T’as oublié qu’une sorcière digne de ce nom, ça sait tout. M'étonne qu'à moitié, déjà ta mémé Aramenta, elle oubliait son chapeau, des fois...

Magrat Goussedail, tu es trop jeune pour tout comprendre et même si tu comprends, si c’est pas ce que je comprends alors c’est forcément de travers. Simplicité Goussedail, ta mère, me disait bien que ça la chiffonnait des fois comme t’ essayais d’avoir raison. En même temps, une sorcière ça doit avoir du caractère et être sûre d’elle, donc tu peux continuer à être aussi sûre de toi que tu veux tant que tu fais ce qu’on te dit.
En vrai, tu manques totalement de délicatesse dans tes propos et dans la mesure où j’en manque depuis plus longtemps que toi, tu me dois le respect et change ta façon de t’habiller. Une sorcière, ça doit pas s’habiller comme ça.

Esmé Ciredutemps

Ok il nous reste plus qu'à trouver Nounou, et vous organisez un convent. ..... Ya pas à dire mais j'aimerai bien entendre la chanson du Herisson en live.

Au fait cette chanson, ....la en dessous

The Hedgehog Song

Reconstructed by Matthew Crosby and alt.fan.pratchett from the Discworld novels by Terry Pratchett

Bestiality sure is a fun thing to do
But I have to say this as a warning to you:
With almost all animals, you can have ball
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS 1:
The spines on his back are too sharp for a man
They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can
The result I think you'll find will appall:
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Mounting a horse can often be fun
An elephant too; though he weighs half a ton
Even a mouse (though his hole is quite small)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS 2:
The spines on his back are so awful thick
you'll end up with naught but a painful prick.
He has an impregnable hole when curled up in a ball,
Hence the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!
Screwing a cow while she goes moo-moo
Will be entertaining to both her and you
Or you might try a tiger, if you have enough gall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS 3:
(So here's to the hedgehog, he's sharp as they come
You'll never get through his impregnable bum
With his nose up his arsehole and rolled in a ball
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all)

CHORUS
A fish is refreshing, although a bit wet
And a cat or a dog can be more than a pet
Even a giraffe (despite being so tall)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS
You can manage a snake, though its poison might kill
It's amazing how humping a camel will thrill
You can go with a snail if you slow to a crawl
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS
You can ravish a sloth but it would take all night
With a shark it is faster, but the darned beast might bite
We already mentioned the horse, you may recall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS
You can roger a skunk if you can stand the smell
Or even an oyster, should he let go of his shell
A troll can be rocky if down you should fall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS
For slippery fun, you can cornhole an otter
Or pego a pig after parting his trotters
Or tumble a tapir, though the prospect appall
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS
For prosimian fun, you can bugger a lemur
To bolster your name as a pervert and schemer
The lemurs cry "Frink!" as a coy mating call
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS
Antipodean pranks -- you can futter a wombat
Or strive with a 'roo in venereal combat
Or hump a goanna -- go on, do it all
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS
A moose is amusing, a squid quite confusing
Or try on a rhino if you fancy a bruising,
Or mountin' a mountain goat (careful, don't fall!)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS
You could thrust with a thrush if you fancy a climb,
Or pork a few piglets if you have the time,
A skinhead's pet cat if you don't mind a brawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS
A sheep that's named 'Flossy' is warm you shall see,
You can try with a wasp, you can try with a bee.
You can hump with the dog that sleeps in the hall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS
A lion is frisky, a leopard is fun,
But to keep up with them you may have to run.
You'll be liked by the fleas at the flea-market stall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS
A hippo is funny but take care if underneath,
A pirhana is pleasant but watch out for his teeth.
Get a rodent, they can be found in the mall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS
You tail-lifting buggers from Ramtop or plain
If you take my advice you will save yourself pain
When the base urges strike you it's best to recall
That the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS
Your hedgehog's a handful and cute as a bun
You'd think he'd be perfect for animal fun
But hatpin-like pubic hairs prove to us all
That the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS
You can top a giraffe if you stand on a stool
Though a Jack Russell might make you look like a fool
But the fact still remains that if you want to ball
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS
You can hump a baboon if it doesn't hump you
And a wildebeest's really got something quite gnu
Carouse with a louse if your weenie is small
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

CHORUS
It's hard with a crab 'cause its bum's watertight
The best way is sideways, then twist to the right
If you screw one, be thankful as shorewards you crawl
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

Stealrige !!!!
Toi, tu es encore passé au bistrot pour terminer la journée au suicidre !
Tsss...

Esmé?? C'est toi??!!!!
Bon bah j'ai plus qu'à changer de pseudo maintenant...2 jours...c'est tout ce que j'aurai tenu!!